Fertiles!

Rant alert.

There's something that some fertiles do that drives me crazy. They find out they are pregnant, and then they tell you and others around, but they say it's early and it's a secret.

Keeping it secret, I understand. Telling everyone, I understand. Telling a few select people, I understand. But, why say, "I'm pregnant, but it's kind of a secret," to someone you barely know? I do not understand this. If you are telling any person that you happen to know that you are pregnant, it's not a secret! Do people understand the meaning of that word anymore?

Fricking fertiles.